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Musings: Nine thoughts you have when you've lost weight multiple times

In case you're new around these parts, this isn't my first rodeo at the whole weight loss thing we've got going on here. And, now whilst I'm not at my heaviest right now, I'm closer to that end than I am my lowest, oh joy!

So, instead of wallowing (because I do enough of that offline, why bring it online eh?) I thought I'd write a list of all the thoughts that go through your head when you've lost weight more than once.

I hope you can relate!

Why do your boobs always jump ship first?

I mean, it'd be much preferred if the big fat gut stopping my jeans from doing up was the first to go...

Why's it so much easier to gain weight?

Oh yeah, chocolate, the lack of self control, my incapacity of saying the word no when offered biscuits....

Last time I weighed this much, these jeans totally fit, so why are they cutting off circulation to my arm pits this time?

The universe really has it in for me doesn't she?!? You never lose weight the same way each time, and the number on the scales really doesn't affect how clothes fit. 

I still can't believe weight affects shoe size

Like, it's not bad enough that I have a wardrobe full of clothes that don't fit, NO, I also have to have a cupboard full of pretty shoes that are taunting me too.

Why the fudge did I let myself get back to this weight?

I mean seriously, do you not remember how hard it was last time? (And the time before that, and the time before that)...

I'll never let myself do this again

Nope, never again. I mean it this time.

This is for sure the last time I'll see those numbers on the scales again

The only way is down, right?

Naturally 'skinny' people have it so damn easy

If one more skinny person calls themselves fat whilst eating a biscuit in front of me I swear to god I will sit on them.

Why did I have to be cursed with such a messed up metabolism?

Because it's all natures fault I'm fat again, obvs.

Idiot. Idiot. Idiot.

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